my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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