In An Octopus's Garden

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via fourteenth-chair-cello)

morristibbs:

happy birthday to me

(via fourteenth-chair-cello)

portentouscatastrophe:

bloodcaste:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

i

can’t

(via fourteenth-chair-cello)

kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt:

persuit—0f—happiness:

smathmouth:

feyfawn:

mew2:

incredible

amazing

really

lol i say it all the time

(via nine-lives--one-heart)

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and 

(via kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt)

sillylovesongs:

We had a friend, Arthur, and he used to describe it as a fuckin’ turban!

(via beatles-in-the-tardis)

nippled:

*trips and falls over nothing* date me

(via dumbegg)

(via beatles-in-the-tardis)

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via the-vintage-thespian)