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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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clestroying:

nice-wig-janis:

IS THAT BUTTER

no thats Paula Dean

clestroying:

nice-wig-janis:

IS
THAT BUTTER

no thats Paula Dean

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George Harrison in Amsterdam, 1964

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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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pornstarbucks:

younevershineifyouneverburn:

froslasss:

sucysucyfivedolla:

sucysucyfivedolla:

hi-sweet-tea:

terra-butt:

*makes spongebob references during sex*

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

we just need to plug up all these holes

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are you feeling it now mr.krabs

Bring it around town

i’ll never wash this hand againimage

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circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

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